In theory, I like bears.

I am watching the first ever episodes of The Office right now... I am incredible... and modest. And I will put all of your thing in Jell-O very, very soon.

My bed is like a pile of squishiness. My feet are cold. My room smells like popcorn. I am looking at Stephen Colbert right now. These are random thoughts. Blah blah blah. I really don't have anything to say. It's almost fall now... but it's deceiving, because it's cold... but you can tell by the smell that fall's not here yet. The seasons are being tricky with me.

I do not approve of nakedness. My socks are green. My back hurts, cause I'm sensitive. I like to play games with people, but not mean ones... just annoying ones. My daisies still are prettiful. I think the idea of eye balls being sewn shut is revolting. I want to go to 13 concerts before May - an unatainable goal. I'm probably too affectionate, whatever that means.

I want to watch Little Miss Sunshine but the dvd is missing from its case. I think camp people are ridiculous. I think college people are ridiculous. I think my family is ridiculous. I like all of them a lot. Green is my favoritist color. I like sparkly things.

I heard that glitter is the herpes of craft products... I believe that.

I'll stop wasting your time... but please, please, please either waste mine or don't. No inbetweens.