Drunk like Angels on Christmas Eve

It's still a little too early to sleep with the window open, which is probably the saddest part of my day so far. Pretty good, eh? I finished off the newest season of Weeds on Netflix. It didn't disappoint. I also finished all of my grading for the last quarter (save the 7/8th grade business letters that are hiding somewhere on my computer at school). All in all, a successful day. I appreciate the fact that when I wake up these mornings, I can hear the birds outside my window. There's a comfort in that, that I don't recognize I miss until it's back.

Now, while I finish a mug of tea, I'll make a little list for you, simply because it's been a while.

There are some things that I will just NEVER understand.
1.) why my earrings are in my cereal bowl
2.) how string cheese works
3.) wedge heels
4.) why people aren't more willing to go great distances to get me coffee
5.) science
6.) sheep wearing fleece sweaters

Please bring me these things immediately.
1.) coffee (or tea)
2.) dinosaurs
3.) a party