Why Am I Such A Misfit?

I am not just a nit wit.
Just because my nose glows
Why don't I fit in?

I think I'm going to reduce my carbon footprint.
I drink coffee because I like it.
I can make everything bad about something acceptable... and it will ruin me.
My wedding flowers will be Gerber daisies.
I like strawberries.
I want to read.
I am anti-confrontation....
I'm so thirsty.
I have a cuddling problem.
I like bubbles.
I write in lists.
My feelings don't get hurt very easily, but you're undeniably gifted.

Please make the room stop spinning. It makes my tummy hurt.